Absolutely no one in the music industry is working as hard as Susan Boyle’s wig right now
If I get any paler I’m going to blend in with the door. Anyway stronks
*sad for all the big Dr Who fans
Half the reel instagram gives me are monologues from Andor and I eat them up every time
This is my attempt at reducing the number of billionaires through the power of suggestion
I think the song Status Quo from HSM did irreversible damage to the psyche of many people and only set out to bolster right wing types of thought. In this essay I will…
Obviously was for all the big Dr Who fans but it’s not massively surprising after the recent downtrend in quality of writing (actors and I’m sure the rest of the team were fab and had to work with what they were unfortunately given)
This was partially sincere bc I don’t know how many kids would’ve realised it was meant to be ironic 🤷
Now that I’m a big name in pigeon rescue facebook I’m going to start throwing out a few “do you know who I am?”s a week x
Imagine going to the Monaco Grand Prix and having to park your yacht outside of the harbour. I’d kill myself
