Ooh! What a pretty dragon!
(Watching from a burning tree)
SHRIEKS
"IT'S THE WORLD-ENDING WYRM!"
(Face-first on the ground, bleeding from several wounds.
Thumbs-up)
He's made a replacement horn out of cedar and beeswax, but it only produces a sad hiss and explosion of sparkles when he blows on it.
".... chestnuts."