"Alleyways are a great place for murder!"
Surrounded by several armed thugs who do not look happy with the goblin's continued existence.
"But... you must be..."
Checks over his notes.
"Oh! My mistake! The wyrm has THREE horns of evil on its head."
I can die now!
Ooh! What a pretty dragon!
(Watching from a burning tree)
"But you can have more rations and less rats if you eat them! Two problems solved!"
(He returns about fifteen minutes later, holding a dozen rats by their tails.) Got them!
SHRIEKS
"IT'S THE WORLD-ENDING WYRM!"
(Face-first on the ground, bleeding from several wounds.
Thumbs-up)
He's made a replacement horn out of cedar and beeswax, but it only produces a sad hiss and explosion of sparkles when he blows on it.
".... chestnuts."
