is he hallucinating or does that dude look like jesus?
ANYWAY!
( opens tinder. swipeswipeswipeswipe. )
💬: hey mami😍😍💯👅
💬: yeah it’s the real a-train 💯💯
💬: cum get some of this speed! 👅👅👅
💬: nah, tonight. or i’ll block. i ain’t got time for no games
💬: lol ok ? bye bitch
/ that was my final contribution before my nap
( next recipient. )
💬: hey mami😍😍💯👅
yeah. yeah, makes sense. we haven’t had that one yet.
( he can tell that *something* is going on here, for sure. but he can’t tell what exactly it is, just that the expression on homelander’s face is getting worrying again. )
you sure you alright, man . . ?
jesus is the man, so it’s definitely a compliment.
. . taking a step closer to scan his face thoroughly.
“fuckin’ FAULTLINE?”
