yeah. yeah, makes sense. we haven’t had that one yet.
( he can tell that *something* is going on here, for sure. but he can’t tell what exactly it is, just that the expression on homelander’s face is getting worrying again. )
you sure you alright, man . . ?
𝐀-𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍
( it should be obvious by the glint in his eye that this whole thing had been malicious; a petty act after perceiving being slighted. )
the real deal. more representation for the Seven!
he's just positively overjoyed. ( he's lying. )
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
( looking at him for a few, trying to gauge the atmosphere.
oh. OH! - the laughing stops immediately. )
w-woah! that’s . . amazing, man! wow!
so like . .
man on man stuff? . . you and the deep?
𝐀-𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍
oh, no.
I'm not joking.
( he grins, bright and proud, like this is some sort of accomplishment. which, it is to him. )
𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
( one cackle to start. then his amusement just keeps going. )
damn, homelander. i didn’t know you had jokes like that.
i like it.
𝐀-𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍
oh, not much.
me and the Deep publicly announced a relationship. we're doing numbers.
