Giving up, giving in, and getting energized by waking up to the robust and convenient taste of Folgers™ Crystals!
I need at least three more boobs.
I heard they're inventing a man who ain't shit in Q3 of 2026, but I don't see how they could possibly innovate in that market.
Youths in their early to mid 20s keep telling me that I have "Big MILF energy" and I can't tell if or what they mean by that, or if they're making abysmal attempts at flirting with me.
In the sage words of Ho99o9, "You motherfuckers better knuckle up."
You guys don't understand me.
Oh, you thought Dark Souls was hard? Bro, do not fuck with Clu Clu Land.
Bisexuality isn't real, you have a magnesium deficiency. Go strap some epsom salt to your face like a horse's feed bag.
