Multimedia Performer
twitch.tv/sloaneliest
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Business inquiries: [email protected]
Sloane St. Lie 🍇
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Someday I'm gonna blow up and a lot of little bitches are gonna squawk about how they knew me when, and maybe some of them should think a little harder about the past tense there while they wipe pieces of my exploded body off their face.
If I were better endowed, I would be flashing people all the time just for the hell of it. Tell your friends about my streams.
As a child, I should have spent more time cultivating the dexterity of my toes and feet in case my arms were removed by heavy machinery or as a punishment for culinary crimes—but we all make mistakes in this life.
Dating is such a slog, bro.
“The business of philosophy is to teach man to live in uncertainty — man who is supremely afraid of uncertainty, and who is forever hiding himself behind this or the other dogma. More briefly, the business of philosophy is not to reassure people, but to upset them.”
— Lev Shestov
god: take these hard lemons
mike: why?
god: you'll figure it out
