Legitimate exchange I had today at a conference
“Hey this is [legal name]”
“Oh is he the one that got laid off from [consultants]?”
“Yeah”
“Oh so then you’d understand why I hate Matt”
That’s it. I’ve peaked. No drug can make me feel that high again.
B u t t
Sawzall + pliers = any door opened
This blueskeet brought to you by Hennessy and sweet tea
Praying each and every day that a motherfucker would try me 🙏
This blueskeet brought to you by Hennessy and sweet tea
Seeking a lawyer who wants to help me sue the city of Chicago to force them to paint speed bumps yellow like every other place on planet fucking earth
Right side of the bed: pillow, blanket, me
Left side of the bed: iPad, Hawaiian rolls, vista print envelopes, pup hood, earplugs, a knife, portable charger, and a pair of shorts
The world if the CTA runs the buses and trains they say they will