Official train aficionado, EV enjoyer, and professional map looker, technically I know about water (questionable)
Big fan of jury nullification. Delta Air Lines is my findom.
Pup Espy π Dore, MIR, Darklands, π
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Legitimate exchange I had today at a conference
βHey this is [legal name]β
βOh is he the one that got laid off from [consultants]?β
βYeahβ
βOh so then youβd understand why I hate Mattβ
Thatβs it. Iβve peaked. No drug can make me feel that high again.
The world if the CTA runs the buses and trains they say they will
Sawzall + pliers = any door opened
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B u t t
My aura: threatening
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Praying each and every day that a motherfucker would try me π
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Pup Espy π Dore, MIR, Darklands, π
Pup Espy π Dore, MIR, Darklands, π
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Pup Espy π Dore, MIR, Darklands, π
Pup Espy π Dore, MIR, Darklands, π
Pup Espy π Dore, MIR, Darklands, π
Pup Espy π Dore, MIR, Darklands, π
Seeking a lawyer who wants to help me sue the city of Chicago to force them to paint speed bumps yellow like every other place on planet fucking earth