"I might have been guilty of some runaway self-indulgence from time to time. I mean, I used to literally drink pearls and once declared war on Neptune. But is America really going to sully its iconic symbol of democracy with Dana White’s CTE speedrun machine?"
Attending a hot yoga class on a 90-degree day is really disorienting, turns out.
This rhododendron was on the brink of death 5 years ago when I moved into this house, and now it IS the house. I basically live inside a rhododendron.
I am consumed by alternating tides of rage and ennui, probably time to read another volume of Proust, huh?
how it started / how it’s going
(bird nest in my potted fern edition)
gonna make my millions by creating a perfume that convincingly smells like water from a garden hose
love it when Gibbon is like, I only bore you because I care
RIP Marjane Satrapi
anybody who has ever served on a T&P committee anywhere knows this fucking guy
“I know this might seem surprising coming from me. And don’t get me wrong, I’m no stranger to bread and circuses. But considering that the price of bread is ...
