One time at work a lady from Shreveport told me the gumbo I'd made the night before wasn't a real gumbo because in that particular one I didn't use okra. I looked her in the eye, stone-faced, and said, "If you're from north of Alexandria your opinions on gumbo don't matter."
Bearded Stoner
They're gonna need a bigger tarp.
The only game the Knicks lost in these NBA finals was the only game attended by [BLOCKED BY TARP].
I simply cannot believe a college quarterback is going to be allowed to keep playing after betting on games! It's disgusting. Disgraceful. Abhorrent. A stain on this glorious game, which is brought to you by Draft Kings.
Leave it to Steven Spielberg to come up with the perfect ending to the X Files.
If you're watching the fascist clown show spectacle at the white house be sure to use a hashtag so I can block you.
Same.
Hmmmm...I wonder if anything else has happened in the last twenty years that would make people say to themselves there's no fucking way I'm bringing children into this cursed-ass world.
Ice cream consumption increases in the summer. Murder rates rise in the summer. Clearly, ice cream causes murder.
