I simply cannot believe a college quarterback is going to be allowed to keep playing after betting on games! It's disgusting. Disgraceful. Abhorrent. A stain on this glorious game, which is brought to you by Draft Kings.
One time at work a lady from Shreveport told me the gumbo I'd made the night before wasn't a real gumbo because in that particular one I didn't use okra. I looked her in the eye, stone-faced, and said, "If you're from north of Alexandria your opinions on gumbo don't matter."
Leave it to Steven Spielberg to come up with the perfect ending to the X Files.
The only game the Knicks lost in these NBA finals was the only game attended by [BLOCKED BY TARP].