One time at work a lady from Shreveport told me the gumbo I'd made the night before wasn't a real gumbo because in that particular one I didn't use okra. I looked her in the eye, stone-faced, and said, "If you're from north of Alexandria your opinions on gumbo don't matter."
Bearded Stoner
I want to hear about the funniest quip or retort you’re responsible for. Preferably this is a remark you made in-person, but share whatever you’d like.