This is because the DC Board of Elections is waiting to release results until everyone has voted, and there were lines of late-arriving voters at some election sites when polls closed. Josh could have easily learned about this (entirely reasonable) policy because the board publicly announced it.
TIL that after co-starring in THE INCREDIBLY TRUE ADVENTURE OF TWO GIRLS IN LOVE, Nicole Ari Parker and Laurel Holloman both went on to appear in BOOGIE NIGHTS
White America's self-esteem will literally never recover from the Obama presidency.
UPDATE: A D.C. Board of Elections spokesperson tells me there are still lines at eight voting centers in D.C., so results won't be released until those are cleared.
Real name policies don't fucking work (there is robust research on the subject, plus, have you seen the shit people will say on NextDoor or Facebook with their real names?) AND they endanger vulnerable people! And that's only one of the many problems with this stupid fucking essay.
Donald Trump inheriting a situation that was suboptimal but honestly fine, deciding to personally intervene, and making everything significantly worse at great taxpayer expense is a perfect synopsis of every single thing he has done as president both times.
Mark Joseph Stern
what the fucking fuck
Rsquared
Rsquared
How mean is your mug, in horseglower?
Dietrich Bonhoeffer was an anti-fascist German Lutheran pastor who opposed Hitler and the Nazi Party so effectively that they murdered him in 1945.
He is only a bad guy if you literally spend all your time on far-right, neo-Nazi websites and have pickled your brain in fascist group chats.
Iron Spike
Martin Austermuhle
Rsquared
They're dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning trying to stop the algae.
UPDATE on D.C. election results: It's been two hours since polling places should have closed, but there were reports of lines that kept some open. But the D.C. Board of Elections has provided no clarity or details on where the lines are or what caused them.
