Do you think Nova Cat ration packs contain fortune cookies?
I don't need a 401(k), I have a Nova Cat bondsman in the basement I feed LSD to in exchange for next week's Powerball numbers.
Shots that could be from the Fronc HPG office.
We're not entirely sure how we ended up in this situation, but somehow the HPG network is reliant on someone paying an original XBox live subscription each month.
Mechwarrior Bob Ross doesn't cause collateral damage, just happy little accidents.
Apologies for the strange output coming out of Jardine lately, somebody installed BonzaiBuddy on the HPG Relay Terminal.
Broke: Truck nuts.
Woke: Mech nuts.
Shut the fuck up, Eric, your truck might have a long tom but that still counts as a truck.