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Staced & Whirled
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If I have to switch sides of the bed it’ll never work.
Getting into the spirit of the World Cup by dramatically falling over and writhing on the ground whenever someone in the supermarket nudges me with their trolley.
I'm so patriotic I don't French kiss. Miss me with that spit circus, Cheryl.
Not sure how your day is going but I just found out I might not math better than a crow.
Careful, I was raised on survival not love.
Poor in wealth, rich in brain damage.
i hear the tech bros want to generically engineer designer babies. finally, a baby with pockets
Noticed a hummingbird shows up at the garden every evening at the same time, so I spent $60 on flowers for it, and now I’m financially and emotionally entangled with a flying sugar addict.
Post menopause clarity: fuck them kids and them men
