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Fun Fernbedienung Fact: The best thing about being the only creature in the Lair who knows how my customized remote control works is that I can pause a show while I attempt to determine what each and every book on a background shelf is and they're all helpless to stop me.
#WidowsBay #TravisMcGee
I mean, it can't be a coincidence how that one guy looks just like Lon Chaney’s Phantom of the Opera, right? No offense, obvs., but...?
#WidowsBay
Uh, like... I mean, #WidowsBay is so completely, totally... it's like... y’know that vibe where something just so utterly grooves right down into your, uh... that connection moment, right? It's exactly that, yow.
Anyway, episode two now!
People won't shut the front door about WIDOW’S BAY, and I grow exhausted from the endless effort of dodging spoilers, so we in the Lair are gonna try to scrounge up enough change from the crevices of the varied couches, sofas, davenports, divans, and chesterfields in the Media Grotto to buy AppleTV.
ho dang ho dang there’s no way this isn't a riff on #1408 let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOO
Y'all. I'm doing a thing. Gonna try to sell some books. There will be book signings and such. With different colored pens.
More deets closer to the event, but there will be a werewolf. This is because a werewolf figures heavily in all the books.
#BookSky 📚💙
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Sredni Eel
Here's a fun fact about Elon Musk: in 2020, his (nominal) net worth was $20b, and today it's $1t (nominally). But *that's* not the fun fact; *this* is: everything he's done since 2020 was a flop.
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