You know what would be hilarious?
Lightning. And mosquitos the size of elephants. And hurricane force winds, along with sideways rain. Or an asteroid.
Definitely an asteroid.
You know. For reasons.
Dear Universe,
Isn’t there any way you could possibly yeet that obscene slab of flab from South Africa straight into the sun?
Pretty please?
Sincerely,
Most of the world, and probably Grimes.
She’s made herself at home! 🕷️💙
So the unnaming of the Kennedy center is like this generation’s Berlin Wall, right?
Oh my god, Becky! Look at her butt!
Meet Becky. My new female regal jumping spood.
*smol*
Becky on her first adventure.
Panther chameleon: Master of side eye.
We have that in common.
Plenty of O’s, but no A.
6/10 try harder.
#werewolf
This is the face of someone who got stoned the night before and had to sleep off the side effects the rest of the following day.
Poor MeatCat™️ is riddled with anxiety and hatred for the housemate’s cat.
#CatSky
