TONY: its my son's first day of middle school
JIM: lil tony?
ANGELA: little tony isn't his son its a smaller him
PAM: he wished for a smaller version of self
TONY: i call him my son sometimes as shorthand
JIM: so it is lil tony's first day of school
TONY: no in this instance i meant my real son
PAM: squid on the menu in the cafeteria today
JIM: yuck
PAM: i like the taste
JIM: me too
ANDY: you said yucky
JIM: no i didn't
PAM: you said yuck
JIM: big deal
TONY: he's trying to suck up to you pam. he's a predator and he will say anything to trick you. he can't be trusted around women
PAM: yuck
MEREDITH: its crab meat day in the cafeteria
DWIGHT: real or artificial
TOBY: i doubt they use real crab
OSCAR: its usually minced pollock
STANLEY: they add crab flavor and dyes
OSCAR: its actually become popular as its own unique ingredient. kinda like spam dishes in hawaii
MEREDITH: its real crab
ANDY: i'm here with the new coins
PAM: the new coins issued by the government
MICHAEL: this is real currency?
ANDY: they're official, from the mint
CREED: give some to jetson
GEORGE: me?
CREED: do you have coins in the future?
GEORGE: no
CREED: you pay everything on an ipad
GEORGE: that's right
DWIGHT: stanley is watching the CW
MICHAEL: great. he's allowed
DWIGHT: creed is watching it too
MICHAEL: a fine channel
DWIGHT: phyllis is watching as well
MICHAEL: alright
DWIGHT: george is not watching with us
JETSON: i have a lot of work to do
DWIGHT: is that okay?
MICHAEL: sure why not