ANDY: geor jetson, geor jetson;
my coworker geor jetson
PAM & OTHERS: huzzah
GEORG: hey guys
MEREDITH: george we were just reciting prose about you
GEORG: no time for that now. someone left a toilet bowl on the sidewalk
CREED; we could throw my bricks at it
GEORGE: yes indeed we could
ANDY: lets go
MICHAEL: i haven't been able to hit my bong in weeks
WAREHOUSE BOB: tolerance reset?
MICHAEL: its messing up my bridge
WAREHOUSE BOB: your teeth hit the carm?
MICHAEL: that part has always been called the carm, and yes
RODNEY: what about grav bong? or spliff?
MICHAEL: it still affects my mouth
MEREDITH: its crab meat day in the cafeteria
DWIGHT: real or artificial
TOBY: i doubt they use real crab
OSCAR: its usually minced pollock
STANLEY: they add crab flavor and dyes
OSCAR: its actually become popular as its own unique ingredient. kinda like spam dishes in hawaii
MEREDITH: its real crab
RODNEY: so you're sober?
MICHAEL: no
WAREHOUSE BOB: edibles?
MICHAEL: no
RODNEY: then what?
MICHAEL: amyl nitrate
WAREHOUSE BOB: it has a hot garage sensation that i do not enjoy
RODNEY: like drinking one warm beer in a hot garage yeah, thats exactly it
MICHAEL: i happen to enjoy it
TONY: its my son's first day of middle school
JIM: lil tony?
ANGELA: little tony isn't his son its a smaller him
PAM: he wished for a smaller version of self
TONY: i call him my son sometimes as shorthand
JIM: so it is lil tony's first day of school
TONY: no in this instance i meant my real son
DWIGHT: stanley is watching the CW
MICHAEL: great. he's allowed
DWIGHT: creed is watching it too
MICHAEL: a fine channel
DWIGHT: phyllis is watching as well
MICHAEL: alright
DWIGHT: george is not watching with us
JETSON: i have a lot of work to do
DWIGHT: is that okay?
MICHAEL: sure why not