i can't explain why but they need to cast Rudy Giuliani's son in the Starship Trooper's reboot
After you turn 25, they put a debuff on you that makes it way more strenuous to make and maintain relationships
Fetish
the funniest thing about production studios now being desperate to adapt reddit posts into movies is that for the next 4 years all romcoms will be based on AITA posts, finally giving the people who lurk that subreddit what they want most