🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter & food writer. Author of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Bon vivant and lustrous man about town.
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Fun Fact: This is the only story I have ever written that has a Phil Collins joke as a title.
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Grab your luggage, we're taking a flight to adventure! It's a one-way trip, though.
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Do you like the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Or, more accurately, do you like the character of Ferris Bueller? John Hughes got famous on the backs of a lot of characters that I find offputting as people, but Bueller had to be the worst of them. Just a mildly sociopathic smol bean shmuck.
If I was very famous and doing that thing where I performatively go to a major sporting event, I would show up in full face paint using colors that neither team uses, and maybe with a tiny pennant on a stick for a completely different sport. Then I would sit solemnly the whole time.
Come along, Crabford. Put on your hat, we're late to meet the internet.
