*17-year-old Elon Musk, the coolest, funniest, most beloved guy at school finds a monkey's paw*
Elon: I wish I was a trillionaire!
*a finger on the monkey's paw twitches*
Elon: Huh. Nothing happened ... I...oh shit, my face! Oh shit, my personality! Oh shit, my brain! Nooooo!
*the finger curls*