I'm not a football person, but why have we interrupted the match for what appears to be a game of naughts and crosses in an IKEA showroom?
#ENGCRO #FIFA
Sometimes I think, 'wow, this is the angriest I've ever been', then I remember when my mate's car broke down and we spent a mile pushing it uphill. It was so hard I was about to vomit up an ovary. Turns out she'd forgotten to take the handbrake off. Apparently what we'd actually broken down was me.
Oh brilliant, my endometriosis has flared up in a heatwave. So my pain relief choices are either strap on a hot water bottle and recreate Pompeii,or hope something more painful distracts me…like being dissolved in a barrel of acid, or five minutesin conversation with Russell Brand explaining quinoa.
I'm not convinced Miss World or Miss Universe are keeping up with the times.
That's why I'm officially launching my campaign for Miss Anthropic 2026.
