I'm not a football person, but why have we interrupted the match for what appears to be a game of naughts and crosses in an IKEA showroom?
#ENGCRO #FIFA
So listen, its been a few years now so I think it's important we get confirmation on this ASAP so many of us can manage our emotions...
Are we getting a full Schitt's Creek performance of Cabaret or nah?
I'm not convinced Miss World or Miss Universe are keeping up with the times.
That's why I'm officially launching my campaign for Miss Anthropic 2026.
As a pale ginger, I do reverse hibernation: winter’s for going out, eating, drinking and seeing people on purpose. Then once summer arrives, I take to my bed like a victorian invalid and will be surviving on picky bits and avoiding the sun like it’s a debt collector.