this is my take on sui****l thoughts by biggie but if he was really hungry okay:
“when i die, fuck it, i want some taco bell
‘cause i’m a hungry bitch, it ain’t hard to fucking tell
it don’t make sense, goin’ to a cafe with their veggie smoothies
tummy out, i like crunchwraps and big cookies”
WHAT A DAY :3 hot pot with my partners #POLYAMORYWIN, took my gf to get a pawsome piercing, played overwatch with my partners #OVERWATCHWIN, sent nudes to one of the hottest women i’ve ever met #FLIRTINGWIN, and now i’m making a bomb ass chicken sandwich!!!!!!!! #YUMMYEATS
trying to eat rice with chopsticks when you don’t know how to use chopsticks is a sisyphean task the likes of which no one has ever seen, add a tray of vegetables and raw fish to dunk in boiling broth with those same chopsticks and it feels like there’s a hanging shotgun pointed at my mouth