god i love showing off for this girl she makes me lose my mind😵💫
hot pot for the 1st time ever today, that pot sure was hot!!!! #HOTPOT #YUPPP
lux!☆🏳️⚧️
lux!☆🏳️⚧️
salmon rub on my chicken breast #badass
i’m so feral i’m gnawing at my enclosure LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!
lux!☆🏳️⚧️
lux!☆🏳️⚧️
this is my take on sui****l thoughts by biggie but if he was really hungry okay:
“when i die, fuck it, i want some taco bell
‘cause i’m a hungry bitch, it ain’t hard to fucking tell
it don’t make sense, goin’ to a cafe with their veggie smoothies
tummy out, i like crunchwraps and big cookies”
“why didn’t you ask for a fork, silly?” they’re gonna take me out back and throw me in a soup bro NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LORD KNOWS I NEED A POUNDING!
trying to eat rice with chopsticks when you don’t know how to use chopsticks is a sisyphean task the likes of which no one has ever seen, add a tray of vegetables and raw fish to dunk in boiling broth with those same chopsticks and it feels like there’s a hanging shotgun pointed at my mouth
