This ✨fröög✨he/him 26
fan of Joe Meek, Con O’Neill, useless fictional looser men
God is dead, we worship Val Pearson!✨
DJenkins I’ll find you &glue Legos in all your shoes!
Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀
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Pirate Reading Club starts off Sunday SUNDAY S U N D A Y! (IYKYK)
the thing about my vamp Izzy is he's malnourished and not eating enough before he meets werewolf Jack. he's got the vampire malaise and just kind of existing but he gets plumper and healthier once he starts drinking wolf. 🙂↕️
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
Mortician: *Doing job*
Mortician's assistant: "Ugh, I'll ask."
M: *Looks at A*
A: "It's the guy who wanted the body 'sculpted pecs' and he wants"
M: "No! No, damn it. There is no medical reason to need a corpse with an 'outstanding rear' or 'watermelon crushing thighs' tell Mr. Frankenwhatever no!!"
AND ONE MORE THING the way they keep insisting it was a hopeful, romantic, low stakes comedy but FULLY ignore how ed was abusive TO THE POINT OF IZZY ENDING UP DISABLED AND SUICIDAL, and then have izzy embrace his crew and try to move on from the trauma, ONLY TO KILL HIM. BC THEY RECOGNIZED+
