Mortician: *Doing job*
Mortician's assistant: "Ugh, I'll ask."
M: *Looks at A*
A: "It's the guy who wanted the body 'sculpted pecs' and he wants"
M: "No! No, damn it. There is no medical reason to need a corpse with an 'outstanding rear' or 'watermelon crushing thighs' tell Mr. Frankenwhatever no!!"