Get yourself a friend who knows what you're like after a nightclub shift and gets you 2 drinks as you're arriving.
Guys, I made it back to Manchester, but had to *not* go home, as I received another message reminding me I'd made roast dinner plans 😭
Like just let me be home in bed
The haggard face of someone who worked until 3am, promo'd til 5am, left their hotel key at *a warm place*, was woken by a text to say checkout was 2 hours earlier than originally told and having an existential crisis being on an earlier train than the ticket shows
...
"We need to sell more drinks"
"This is a gay event and your boy has abs; put him out there with shots"
"Oh god, but... Yes"
*sells an entire tray in 5 minutes*
"See."
No lies detected
Anyway, if you're in the Leeds area, come ojt to play. I'll be at DILF.
Me fully expecting the boss to have booked me the cheapest room ever in Leeds, but it's actually pretty nice, with a balcony
No one went on Grindr to see Madonna. No one. Not even Madonna's husband went on Grindr to see Madonna.
I don't get this whole "party starts at 7, lets turn up at 8" shit. Or, worse, "tell everyone 7 so they turn up at 8". Are people so lacking confidence in their ability to socialise in smaller numbers or just don't care to be in the presence of the hosts? I don't understand it, at all.