Get yourself a friend who knows what you're like after a nightclub shift and gets you 2 drinks as you're arriving.
I certainly didn't have someone help me out with thst.
...
Anyway, if you're in the Leeds area, come ojt to play. I'll be at DILF.
"We need to sell more drinks"
"This is a gay event and your boy has abs; put him out there with shots"
"Oh god, but... Yes"
*sells an entire tray in 5 minutes*
"See."
Guys, I made it back to Manchester, but had to *not* go home, as I received another message reminding me I'd made roast dinner plans 😭
Like just let me be home in bed
😭
No lies detected
The haggard face of someone who worked until 3am, promo'd til 5am, left their hotel key at *a warm place*, was woken by a text to say checkout was 2 hours earlier than originally told and having an existential crisis being on an earlier train than the ticket shows
Me fully expecting the boss to have booked me the cheapest room ever in Leeds, but it's actually pretty nice, with a balcony
