I was just working out which bin to put out and my neighbour heard me singing "Black binnie, binnie-bin, whoaaa black binnie, binnie-bin". I'm putting the house on the market tomorrow.
Tourist: “I didn’t know there were swans in the reflecting pool.”
Park ranger: “Those were mallard ducks that landed in the hydrogen peroxide.”
Always wanted to do this
Maillard Reaction: the browning of food.
Mallard Reaction: the whitening of ducks.
Look at this good boy snuggled up against my leg!
This is utterly joyous please take a second to focus and enjoy
All the noise about defunding the BBC could be avoided if they rebranded as "His Majesty's BBC". Flag shaggers would be stumped. Would also work with 'His Majesty's NHS".
David Quantick
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Sanho Tree
Every morning this guy wakes me up at 5 am with yelling and headbutts. He's lucky he's cute.
I know I know, it's serious
Now in its second year, the garden is continuing to establish and evolve. The planting is thriving and attracting a wide variety of pollinators, filling the borders with colour, movement and wildlife.
