Tottering home from the pub, was chased by an angry goose. Made it home and passed out in the entryway. Housemates didn't believe me.
I went to a new hairdresser as my usual lady was all booked up for ages. I feel like I've had an affair, and am afraid to go crawling back to her. Sorry Emma, I made a mistake! Jenna doesn't compare to you!
I had a rare day working in our busy office yesterday instead of the usual working from home. Forgetting my surroundings for a split second, I leaned forward, stuck my bum out and let one rip saying in my campest voice "ooh Betty". I may have to move jobs.
Left the UK at the end of Covid for pastures new. Five years later, now a full national & EU passport holder. Seeing how other countries news media portrays the UK and laughs at the hugely stupid mistakes it has made have completely vindicated my decision.
When I'm choosing an architect for projects I look how they place the bin store. If they can't even place that for easy access for the lorry then there is no point in looking at the rest of the design.
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I've been keen to digitize all of our family photos and my dad has been reluctant. Instead of negatives, I've been given selected prints suggesting I'm gonna find loads of nudes of my mother when I do eventually get the negatives.