Encouraging a lynch mob is never the most convincing way to prove you're not a racist.
Europe has a problem with foreigners who don’t understand our history, culture and values. JD Vance and Pete Hegseth are prime examples.
Maybe it's finally time to take a step back from social media and continue with whatever the fuck I was in the middle of doing when I joined Twitter in 2009.
Paul Bassett Davies
I was excited to find a bottle on the beach with what looked like a message in it. I extracted a decaying parchment scroll and unrolled it carefully. It read: "Please dispose of this bottle responsibly. I’m marooned on a desert island with no bins. Thanks."
#WorldEnvironmentDay
The great Dorthy Parker died on this day in 1967. But she's still alive and causing good trouble in my novel, Dead Writers in Rehab, fighting with Hemingway and other deceased literary substance abusers. Get it now, while books are still a thing.
www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Writers...
When an octopus squirts out ink it’s writing a message in the sea. The message is “Help, my habitat is being destroyed. Even if I had only one brain, like you, instead of the nine I possess, I could still see what’s happening and why. Get your act together, foolish bipeds.”
#WorldOceansDay
Looking for a Father's Day gift? Don't insult his intelligence by giving him a mug with "World's Best Dad" on it. Give him a mug saying "Among the Top Percentile of World's Best Dads According to Meta-analysis of Multiple Peer Reviewed Studies," which he'll find more credible.
Paul Bassett Davies
Your reminder on World Environment Day that the Inuit have more than fifty expressions meaning "Is it just me, or didn’t there used to be a fuck of a lot more ice around here?"
