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Old and sad, and a bit mad. Lapsed atheist. Everybody be nice. Undiagnosed ADHD .
'Something by the beetles? '
You know you're middle aged when the best buzz you've had in ages is staying up late for the cooler temperatures
A prostitute lives near me with a bird of prey and a man who vacuums at night listening to 80s synth pop. Whore, kestrel, man hoovers in the dark.
"That's pukka, bruv! Can I 'ave some more?" - Jamie Oliver Twist.
In theory, I'm a great believer in empathising with everyone. In practice, I find 15 mins of weekend driving makes me want to kill everyone.
