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I'm not crying over spilt milk, I'm weeping for the plight of unborn cheese
Geraint
You know you're middle aged when the best buzz you've had in ages is staying up late for the cooler temperatures
🎶Round the Ole Oak Tree…🎶
When I was married I used to watch porn on rewind so I could fantasise about a woman putting her clothes on and leaving the house on time.
I see yer dad's bouncing back after the divorce. Given himself a new nickname
Yer dad revs his trolley when Meat Loaf comes on the in store radio
I'd rather not, thank you very much.
