Honestly, the only thing I cared about during the primary last night is that Adam Morgan, that insufferable prick, lost. And he did. So it was a good night.
So I had a little fun this morning with the help of ChatGPT.
The Phillies are going to lose 100 games this year. Write it down.
The Phillies WAR for the entire offense so far this year is -0.6.
It’s a hard stat to find data to compare to, but per ChatGPT, it’s historically bad and possibly unprecedented.
It means that if the Phils had started the Iron Pigs lineup for the whole season, they would be hitting better.
I said for years that Topper was a moron.
Exhibit A? Brandon Marsh. Look what he’s doing now that he no longer has a manager who platoons him.
“We finally broke our 10-game losing streak. Clearly, now is the time to bench our best hitter, Brandon Marsh, and start Dylan Moore (0-9 with 5 K’s this year) in center.”
- Rob Thompson, apparently
When you add in the fact that we are playing poorly defensively, have been a poor base running team for years, have no pitchers beyond Sanchez pitching well, and are run by the inept quartet of Topper, Dusty, Kevin Long, and Dombrowski, we are absolutely screwed. 100 losses this season is in play.