If the tankers go to the TKTS booth they could get some good discounts.
Trump assures us that the Strait of Hormuz will open in the Middle East just as soon the musical version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s with Mary Tyler Moore and Richard Chamberlain opens on Broadway.
We were not supposed to see this. It had a very specific “For Bari Weiss’s Eyes Only” tag in her box of 60 Minutes audition tapes.
A stupid drunk asshole said “Michelle Obama is a man,” and Joe Rogan made no effort to ridicule him. Well, I guess we can add crowd rap to this list of things Rogan sucks at.
Dickens betraying Fenster.
If you go to a UFC game, and that’s what you’re into, what you consider entertaining, fine. It’s not my thing, but live your life, enjoy what you enjoy. But if you go to a UFC game at the Trump White House, you’re a fucking racist. Simple as that.
“I’m not political.”
And I’ll just add that MST3K could not be made today, either. Okay, admittedly, you probably could make it today, and now that I think of it, we ARE making new episodes today, and they’re coming soon, but I wanna be an old guy complaining about shit, too!
Disclosure Day is Steven Spielberg‘s homage to a great filmmaker — Steven Spielberg. I thought it was really good.