'Stare at a wall' … pretty much sums it up.
Meanwhile, adults retain full, unrestricted access to the internet.
As intended.
God help us all.
I didn't go to any classes or read any books. I just worked on the assumption that, historically speaking, the baby does eventually come out.
Exactly ... Women have been giving birth since the dawn of time, and people are only just realising that it can get messy 🐷 ...
Are we all living in the same reality?? 🤷♀️
"It's fine to be happy, frustrated or disappointed following a football match. But what's not fine is for you to take your feelings out on your loved ones" ...
For some kids, social media is a lifeline - the isolated, the marginalised, the ones who found friendship, community or support online when they couldn't find it elsewhere.
A sad reality: kids lose access because too many adults can't behave responsibly, decently or safely around them.
Yet MORE parcels arriving at the house.
Second-born: We should just get a mailbox, really…
Me: We'd just end up with Americans driving past our house, smashing it with a baseball bat…
Him: Classic.
'"Your health is too important to leave to social media and the internet," the spokesperson said. "Always speak to a qualified health professional before making decisions about your diet, supplements or treatment"' ...
Me: crash carts, theatre being prepped, actual life-or-death situation
Also me: had 2 more babies anyway
Katherine Ryan: I did a poo and it was horrific
"No one will remember"
- she clearly does
Bottom line: it's 50/50. You either do or you don't.
Nature is elegant like that.
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As a mum of four, Katherine Ryan is well aware of both the joys and the horrors of childbirth