Software update: reinforcement learning system successfully demonstrated collapse mechanics in live environment 🤖
Social engagement, followed by loss of balance and head impact, resulting in nasal detachment ⚰️
Crowd response captured as feedback signal 🙄 ...
'Parents regularly divulge diaper-changing mishaps, potty-training successes, and details about a child’s first menstrual period to an audience of hundreds or thousands of people. There are no real rules against it' ...
Incident log: unit deployed, jingle emitted, message received ("off our streets"), scheduled return to service 🤖… system functioning as expected 🙄 ...
"Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods" - Terry Pratchett
Somewhere between 'aliens' and 'demons' now 🙄
Me: Cornish pasties 👽 …
'It is just as important to be able to spot the signs early on. Dementia doesn’t just affect memory. Changes in behaviour, problems seeing or falling more frequently, walking or moving differently or difficulty speaking can all be early signs of dementia' ...
That early stretch from the Shire to Bree is slower, stranger, and way more unsettling than people expect ☠️ …
Really hoping this new film captures that vibe - and doesn't mess up the continuity 🙏 ...
I mean, I'd go with Leon S. Kennedy 🙄
… but I'd be thinking about Ezio Auditore da Firenze the whole time 😏 ...
Derby ...
'While döstädning quickly became part of everyday Swedish language, the habit of cleaning out belongings before dying was not entirely new. It is, however, no coincidence that the concept appeared when it did rather than, say, in the 1950s when ordinary homes were not yet so crowded with things' ...
'Seven people were injured – some seriously – when they were hit by a black Suzuki Swift in Friar Gate, in Derby, at about 9.30pm on Saturday 28 March' ...
Delivery robots that were vandalised over the weekend will be fixed and redeployed, as manufacturers insist it is ‘great for people and the planet’.
We live in an age where our houses are more full of stuff than ever. Death cleaning is an act of love that helps makes things for those you leave behind a lot easier
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A man who was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after pedestrians were struck by a car in Derbyshire continues to be questioned today.
