'Stare at a wall' … pretty much sums it up.
Meanwhile, adults retain full, unrestricted access to the internet.
As intended.
God help us all.
Me: crash carts, theatre being prepped, actual life-or-death situation
Also me: had 2 more babies anyway
Katherine Ryan: I did a poo and it was horrific
"No one will remember"
- she clearly does
Bottom line: it's 50/50. You either do or you don't.
Nature is elegant like that.
For some kids, social media is a lifeline - the isolated, the marginalised, the ones who found friendship, community or support online when they couldn't find it elsewhere.
A sad reality: kids lose access because too many adults can't behave responsibly, decently or safely around them.
"It's fine to be happy, frustrated or disappointed following a football match. But what's not fine is for you to take your feelings out on your loved ones" ...
Yet MORE parcels arriving at the house.
Second-born: We should just get a mailbox, really…
Me: We'd just end up with Americans driving past our house, smashing it with a baseball bat…
Him: Classic.
'"Your health is too important to leave to social media and the internet," the spokesperson said. "Always speak to a qualified health professional before making decisions about your diet, supplements or treatment"' ...
Somewhere in London: multimillion-pound flood mitigation plans.
Also London: beavers, vibes, branches, and strong opinions on water flow.
Beavers: we're an autonomous collective.
The teenager's witty comments have gone viral across social media.
