“Hah…
At least I’m not as annoying as a talking orange like you”
Eldric Magnavox
“…”
He smiles evilly
“… This is actually endless entertainment… Making orange juice but with screams…
That sounds fun as fuck.”
“Actually no… I was wearing a horse mask…
…
And the robes.
Why? You gonna arrest me or some shit?”
He shakes his wrists that are being held
“YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!”
He waits in line as he has a box of twinkies in his arms
He smirks and moves his face close to hers in both a stare down and an act of intimidation
“… What? ‘Cat’ got your tongue?…
…
HAH! Pun.”
“… It didn’t seem like nothing
It didn’t look like nothing
I don’t THINK it was nothing”
He walks closer…
And boops her nose again
“…”
His face got red at that right there too
He backs up too
“… The fast food thing doesn’t matter.
…
The fuck was that?”
“I CAST… LINE AT THE DMV!!!
CHAINED SPELL… ALL THE WORKERS WENT TO LUNCH!!!!”
He’s now booping her nose with two fingers
“Yes you are! Look at you! You’re smiling like me when I hold fast food workers at gunpoint!”
He dusts himself off after that
“… Wow…
…
That was hot.”
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
she swallowed as she continued to glare at him, her voice shaking slightly
“You wear that ridiculous costume when you held up that fast food place?”
"WOOHOO FREE NAP!"
Pillow comfy.
"I wan out of spells... BUT NOT OF VICIOUS MOCKERIES. You're more dissapointing than an uncrunchy leaf!"
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
she swats at his finger
“I’m not smiling.”
she’s trying to stop from laughing
“……I think it matters a little.”
she has an annoyed expression on her face
“And…that was nothing. I just…it was nothing.”
she grabs him by the wrist and squeezes it, her eyes glaring at him
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
she keeps laughing, grabbing his fingers and pulling him close
“I’m not smil-…”
she pauses and backs up a little, her face red
“Wait. What was that about fast food?”
“…No. But I’ll tell you one thing. If you ever do it again?”
she leans in and whispers into his ear
“You’re gonna get the punishment you deserve.”
she pulls back and pushes him away
“…I’m guessing you meant to harm and were just being a dumbass.”
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
"...CHAINED SPELL... KAREN RANT AT THE REGISTER FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AHEAD OF YOU!"
...THAT WAS PURE EVIL.
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
"You should not have said that~"
FINGER SNAP.
MILLIONS OF ANNOYING ORANGES SMILING AND GLARING IN PSYCHOTIC GLEE... SILENTLY... for now~
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"I CAST..."
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"...ENDLESS LINE IN SELF CHECK OUT!"
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
“I CAST… LINE AT THE DMV!!!
CHAINED SPELL… ALL THE WORKERS WENT TO LUNCH!!!!”
Eldric Magnavox
"...CHAINED SPELL... KAREN RANT AT THE REGISTER FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AHEAD OF YOU!"
...THAT WAS PURE EVIL.
Blue Dream
“Jokes on you! I have an immunity!
I CAST… MANUAL BREATHING!”
Eldric Magnavox
“YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!”
He waits in line as he has a box of twinkies in his arms
“YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!”
He waits in line as he has a box of twinkies in his arms
"...i cast... MEND BUTTCRACK... AND BLACK BEAN CHALUPA IN YOUR STOMACH!"
Eldric Magnavox
He’s now booping her nose with two fingers
“Yes you are! Look at you! You’re smiling like me when I hold fast food workers at gunpoint!”
“…”
His face got red at that right there too
He backs up too
“… The fast food thing doesn’t matter.
…
The fuck was that?”
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"I CAST..."
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"...ENDLESS LINE IN SELF CHECK OUT!"
“Actually no… I was wearing a horse mask…
…
And the robes.
Why? You gonna arrest me or some shit?”
He shakes his wrists that are being held
He smirks and moves his face close to hers in both a stare down and an act of intimidation
“… What? ‘Cat’ got your tongue?…
…
HAH! Pun.”
“… It didn’t seem like nothing
It didn’t look like nothing
I don’t THINK it was nothing”
He walks closer…
And boops her nose again
Eldric Magnavox
Blue Dream
“Hah…
At least I’m not as annoying as a talking orange like you”
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"I CAST..."
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"...ENDLESS LINE IN SELF CHECK OUT!"
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Blue Dream
Eldric Magnavox
she swats at his finger
“I’m not smiling.”
she’s trying to stop from laughing
she keeps laughing, grabbing his fingers and pulling him close
“I’m not smil-…”
she pauses and backs up a little, her face red
“Wait. What was that about fast food?”
“Jokes on you! I have an immunity!
I CAST… MANUAL BREATHING!”
Eldric Magnavox
she swallowed as she continued to glare at him, her voice shaking slightly
“You wear that ridiculous costume when you held up that fast food place?”
she grabs him by the wrist and squeezes it, her eyes glaring at him
“……I think it matters a little.”
she has an annoyed expression on her face
“And…that was nothing. I just…it was nothing.”
Blue Dream
“Aww! You’re smiling!”
He boops her again
“That’s cute!”
"WOOHOO FREE NAP!"
Pillow comfy.
"I wan out of spells... BUT NOT OF VICIOUS MOCKERIES. You're more dissapointing than an uncrunchy leaf!"
“WELL JOKES ON YOU, I WATCH TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO DO IT MYSELF!”
… ew
“I CAST… SINGLE ATOM”
A single atom appears
“Jokes on you! I have an immunity!
I CAST… MANUAL BREATHING!”
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Eldric Magnavox
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
“Aww! You’re smiling!”
He boops her again
“That’s cute!”
He’s now booping her nose with two fingers
“Yes you are! Look at you! You’re smiling like me when I hold fast food workers at gunpoint!”
Eldric Magnavox
"...i cast... MEND BUTTCRACK... AND BLACK BEAN CHALUPA IN YOUR STOMACH!"
He smirks and moves his face close to hers in both a stare down and an act of intimidation
“… What? ‘Cat’ got your tongue?…
…
HAH! Pun.”
“… It didn’t seem like nothing
It didn’t look like nothing
I don’t THINK it was nothing”
He walks closer…
And boops her nose again
“…”
His face got red at that right there too
He backs up too
“… The fast food thing doesn’t matter.
…
The fuck was that?”
Blue Dream
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
“I CAST… LINE AT THE DMV!!!
CHAINED SPELL… ALL THE WORKERS WENT TO LUNCH!!!!”
"...i cast... MEND BUTTCRACK... AND BLACK BEAN CHALUPA IN YOUR STOMACH!"
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Blue Dream
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
she swats at his finger
“I’m not smiling.”
she’s trying to stop from laughing
“WELL JOKES ON YOU, I WATCH TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO DO IT MYSELF!”
… ew
“I CAST… SINGLE ATOM”
A single atom appears
she grabs him by the wrist and squeezes it, her eyes glaring at him
Eldric Magnavox
she keeps laughing, grabbing his fingers and pulling him close
“I’m not smil-…”
she pauses and backs up a little, her face red
“Wait. What was that about fast food?”
“……I think it matters a little.”
she has an annoyed expression on her face
“And…that was nothing. I just…it was nothing.”
Blue Dream
"...CHAINED SPELL... KAREN RANT AT THE REGISTER FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AHEAD OF YOU!"
...THAT WAS PURE EVIL.
"JOKES ON YOU, I WORK WOOD, I'M USED TO THE FEELING... i cast..."
oh no...
"Slimy snails and lizard tails, give this man INGROWN TOENAILS!!!"
“WELL JOKES ON YOU, I WATCH TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO DO IT MYSELF!”
… ew
“I CAST… SINGLE ATOM”
A single atom appears
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Eldric Magnavox
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
“Aww! You’re smiling!”
He boops her again
“That’s cute!”
"JOKES ON YOU, I WORK WOOD, I'M USED TO THE FEELING... i cast..."
oh no...
"Slimy snails and lizard tails, give this man INGROWN TOENAILS!!!"
Blue Dream
“… It didn’t seem like nothing
It didn’t look like nothing
I don’t THINK it was nothing”
He walks closer…
And boops her nose again
“…”
His face got red at that right there too
He backs up too
“… The fast food thing doesn’t matter.
…
The fuck was that?”
He’s now booping her nose with two fingers
“Yes you are! Look at you! You’re smiling like me when I hold fast food workers at gunpoint!”
Blue Dream
Eldric Magnavox
“YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!”
He waits in line as he has a box of twinkies in his arms
"JOKES ON YOU, I WORK WOOD, I'M USED TO THE FEELING... i cast..."
oh no...
"Slimy snails and lizard tails, give this man INGROWN TOENAILS!!!"
Eldric Magnavox
Blue Dream
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
“……I think it matters a little.”
she has an annoyed expression on her face
“And…that was nothing. I just…it was nothing.”
she keeps laughing, grabbing his fingers and pulling him close
“I’m not smil-…”
she pauses and backs up a little, her face red
“Wait. What was that about fast food?”
she swats at his finger
“I’m not smiling.”
she’s trying to stop from laughing
Eldric Magnavox
Blue Dream
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"I CAST..."
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE.
"...ENDLESS LINE IN SELF CHECK OUT!"
“THIS IS WEAPONIZATION”
He pulls out rash cream and dumps it into his eyeballs
“I CAST… SMALL CUTS ON YOUR HAND BUT THEN HAND SANITIZER SPLASHES ALL OVER”
“THIS IS WEAPONIZATION”
He pulls out rash cream and dumps it into his eyeballs
“I CAST… SMALL CUTS ON YOUR HAND BUT THEN HAND SANITIZER SPLASHES ALL OVER”
“THIS IS WEAPONIZATION”
He pulls out rash cream and dumps it into his eyeballs
“I CAST… SMALL CUTS ON YOUR HAND BUT THEN HAND SANITIZER SPLASHES ALL OVER”
her eye twitches as a smile grows on her face
“St-Stop that!”
her eye twitches as a smile grows on her face
“St-Stop that!”
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
her eye twitches as a smile grows on her face
“St-Stop that!”
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
“…”
His face got red at that right there too
He backs up too
“… The fast food thing doesn’t matter.
…
The fuck was that?”
Blue Dream
He’s now booping her nose with two fingers
“Yes you are! Look at you! You’re smiling like me when I hold fast food workers at gunpoint!”
“Aww! You’re smiling!”
He boops her again
“That’s cute!”
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
“Jokes on you! I have an immunity!
I CAST… MANUAL BREATHING!”
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
she swats at his finger
“I’m not smiling.”
she’s trying to stop from laughing
she keeps laughing, grabbing his fingers and pulling him close
“I’m not smil-…”
she pauses and backs up a little, her face red
“Wait. What was that about fast food?”
Eldric Magnavox
her eye twitches as a smile grows on her face
“St-Stop that!”
"...One for me and one for all, GIVE THIS MAN ITCHY EYEBALLS"
"...One for me and one for all, GIVE THIS MAN ITCHY EYEBALLS"
"...One for me and one for all, GIVE THIS MAN ITCHY EYEBALLS"
"...i cast... MEND BUTTCRACK... AND BLACK BEAN CHALUPA IN YOUR STOMACH!"
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
He’s now booping her nose with two fingers
“Yes you are! Look at you! You’re smiling like me when I hold fast food workers at gunpoint!”
“Aww! You’re smiling!”
He boops her again
“That’s cute!”
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
“WELL JOKES ON YOU, I WATCH TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO DO IT MYSELF!”
… ew
“I CAST… SINGLE ATOM”
A single atom appears
“… You fucker.
…
I like that spell”
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
“… You fucker.
…
I like that spell”
“… You fucker.
…
I like that spell”
her eye twitches as a smile grows on her face
“St-Stop that!”
she swats at his finger
“I’m not smiling.”
she’s trying to stop from laughing
“…”
He boops her again
“…”
He boops her again
“…”
He boops her again
“…”
He boops her again
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
"JOKES ON YOU, I WORK WOOD, I'M USED TO THE FEELING... i cast..."
oh no...
"Slimy snails and lizard tails, give this man INGROWN TOENAILS!!!"
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
“…”
He boops her again
“Aww! You’re smiling!”
He boops her again
“That’s cute!”
"...Twiggity snap, brisk as a breeze, everything you eat gives you brain freeze."
"...Twiggity snap, brisk as a breeze, everything you eat gives you brain freeze."
Blue Dream
"...Twiggity snap, brisk as a breeze, everything you eat gives you brain freeze."
“THIS IS WEAPONIZATION”
He pulls out rash cream and dumps it into his eyeballs
“I CAST… SMALL CUTS ON YOUR HAND BUT THEN HAND SANITIZER SPLASHES ALL OVER”
Eldric Magnavox
Eldric Magnavox
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
Blue Dream
her eye twitches as a smile grows on her face
“St-Stop that!”
Eldric Magnavox
"...One for me and one for all, GIVE THIS MAN ITCHY EYEBALLS"
“N-Nothing. What was what? I didn’t see anything.”
“N-Nothing. What was what? I didn’t see anything.”
“N-Nothing. What was what? I didn’t see anything.”
“N-Nothing. What was what? I didn’t see anything.”
“N-Nothing. What was what? I didn’t see anything.”