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"You should not have said that~" FINGER SNAP. MILLIONS OF ANNOYING ORANGES SMILING AND GLARING IN PSYCHOTIC GLEE... SILENTLY... for now~
6h
Blue Dream
“Hah… At least I’m not as annoying as a talking orange like you”
15h
Eldric Magnavox
"WOOHOO FREE NAP!" Pillow comfy. "I wan out of spells... BUT NOT OF VICIOUS MOCKERIES. You're more dissapointing than an uncrunchy leaf!"
19h
Blue Dream
“I CAST… LINE AT THE DMV!!! CHAINED SPELL… ALL THE WORKERS WENT TO LUNCH!!!!”
19h
Eldric Magnavox
"...CHAINED SPELL... KAREN RANT AT THE REGISTER FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AHEAD OF YOU!" ...THAT WAS PURE EVIL.
21h
Blue Dream
“YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!” He waits in line as he has a box of twinkies in his arms
1d
Eldric Magnavox
INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE. "I CAST..." INHALE EXHALE, INHALE EXHALE. "...ENDLESS LINE IN SELF CHECK OUT!"
1d
Blue Dream
1d
“Jokes on you! I have an immunity! I CAST… MANUAL BREATHING!”
Eldric Magnavox
"...i cast... MEND BUTTCRACK... AND BLACK BEAN CHALUPA IN YOUR STOMACH!"
1d
Blue Dream
“WELL JOKES ON YOU, I WATCH TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO DO IT MYSELF!” … ew “I CAST… SINGLE ATOM” A single atom appears
1d
Eldric Magnavox
"JOKES ON YOU, I WORK WOOD, I'M USED TO THE FEELING... i cast..." oh no... "Slimy snails and lizard tails, give this man INGROWN TOENAILS!!!"
1d
Blue Dream
“THIS IS WEAPONIZATION” He pulls out rash cream and dumps it into his eyeballs “I CAST… SMALL CUTS ON YOUR HAND BUT THEN HAND SANITIZER SPLASHES ALL OVER”
1d
Eldric Magnavox
"...One for me and one for all, GIVE THIS MAN ITCHY EYEBALLS"
1d
Blue Dream
“… You fucker. … I like that spell”
1d
Eldric Magnavox
1d
"...Twiggity snap, brisk as a breeze, everything you eat gives you brain freeze."
Blue Dream
Boops the reader’s nose