Progress pic from Monday from recently finally committing to the gym regularly. Unfocused face, best guess at a pose that makes me look like I did something, great thing to compare to a few months from now:
Imagine if you had a like, vent in your back that led to your poo-chute that could be used to induce a fart (by introducing gas, obv) to push out that last little stubborn bit of a slightly-too-soft poo sesh.
Oh no, we made eye contact and I didn't recognize you until you walked around the corner, and my RBF most assuredly was in full-force?
Say hi next time and don't be nasty. My processing sucks at a distance.
Peep the shark towel post gym? 👀🦈
Hey Bluesky, have you done your Squeaky clean Saturday yet?
Computah, make my last post come across funnier than it is currently.