Computah, make my last post come across funnier than it is currently.
Peep the shark towel post gym? 👀🦈
Who wanna drop Cool Ranch doritos from their underboob into my mouth?
Spiritually, ofc
Hey Bluesky, have you done your Squeaky clean Saturday yet?
Ha ha. You've seen my butt and now that's somewhere in your cerebral cortex whenever you talk to me. Butt-looker.
I spent the better part of like 30 seconds thwanging my pp back and forth so it slapped against my thighs after my shower.
In what world is this fuckable behavior
Imagine if you had a like, vent in your back that led to your poo-chute that could be used to induce a fart (by introducing gas, obv) to push out that last little stubborn bit of a slightly-too-soft poo sesh.
I worry if I post too frequently about boners at work, I'll become the boners-at-work guy, and that's just not a good moniker.
Progress pic from Monday from recently finally committing to the gym regularly. Unfocused face, best guess at a pose that makes me look like I did something, great thing to compare to a few months from now:
Oh no, we made eye contact and I didn't recognize you until you walked around the corner, and my RBF most assuredly was in full-force?
Say hi next time and don't be nasty. My processing sucks at a distance.
