Do modern motherboards not have the ability to beep? This is a travesty.
It really bothers me when people complain that "things used to be built to last". When's the last time you used an antique doohickey? Because I can tell you, they most definitely have not been built to last for about 80 years now. Things have been plastic garbage since plastic garbage existed.
I think I'm less annoyed with remakes, and more annoyed that Ocarina of Time is considered a timeless classic worth remaking.
Fantasy never really does scale correctly, even when it tries to be big.
There aren't nearly enough castles. There should be a castle like every 3 miles. Literally every knight has a castle, sometimes multiple. You cannot be a knight without owning a castle. There are thousands of knights.
Reading about every crusade is like:
Here is a list of all these important nobles who bravely went on an expedition to defeat the encroaching muslims.
And here is the one and only major battle of the crusade where all of them got absolutely wrecked.
Synths work way better in fantasy than string orchestras do.
