Synths work way better in fantasy than string orchestras do.
Before that they made wooden garbage!
Reading about every crusade is like:
Here is a list of all these important nobles who bravely went on an expedition to defeat the encroaching muslims.
And here is the one and only major battle of the crusade where all of them got absolutely wrecked.
I think I'm less annoyed with remakes, and more annoyed that Ocarina of Time is considered a timeless classic worth remaking.
It really bothers me when people complain that "things used to be built to last". When's the last time you used an antique doohickey? Because I can tell you, they most definitely have not been built to last for about 80 years now. Things have been plastic garbage since plastic garbage existed.
Has Homer never heard of paragraph breaks? Has the man never written anything down before?
Zelda is my third favorite T-shirt brand, just behind Nirvana and Joy Division.
