ever since i was a child i wanted to be the size of olimar from pikmin so i could eat a blueberry like it's a watermelon
state of the industry
and for the record portal is like okay in isolation its the pattern. even shit with a sexualized as fuck protagonist could be okay but its every. single. game.
it sucks how there are only ~5 games ever with actually decent feminine protagonists. every game is either goon-slop (ie motorslice) or just a woman in lore (ie portal). like for the love of god can all gamers just die PLEASE.
every time i see a new contender the top review is some fake-woke fuck saying “its ____ but with hot women!” like they are any better than the people buying like futa maid mother simulator.
and yes i know this is an exaggeration.
the beach boys are just so absurdly beyond every band from the era it like still feels unmatched
like just one game have two women be normal to each other just one time and i’ll buy it and recommend it to everyone i know but like it doesn't exist.
there are just so many people deserve to die a very painful death
