ever since i was a child i wanted to be the size of olimar from pikmin so i could eat a blueberry like it's a watermelon
the beach boys are just so absurdly beyond every band from the era it like still feels unmatched
state of the industry
and yes i know this is an exaggeration.
like just one game have two women be normal to each other just one time and i’ll buy it and recommend it to everyone i know but like it doesn't exist.
and for the record portal is like okay in isolation its the pattern. even shit with a sexualized as fuck protagonist could be okay but its every. single. game.
every time i see a new contender the top review is some fake-woke fuck saying “its ____ but with hot women!” like they are any better than the people buying like futa maid mother simulator.
it sucks how there are only ~5 games ever with actually decent feminine protagonists. every game is either goon-slop (ie motorslice) or just a woman in lore (ie portal). like for the love of god can all gamers just die PLEASE.
there are just so many people deserve to die a very painful death