I watched a video of a very cute dog and started crying bc I couldn’t pet it so yeah having a real normal one over here
i might not be a trillionaire but my child loves me
presentdad🙋🏻♂️
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
thinking about getting hit by a city bus for an insurance payout has anyone tried this
i imagine a difficult aspect of being a Bigfoot conspiracy theorist is that every time your dog goes and looks out the window you probably have to go and look out the window too- could be Bigfoot out there
life after love? i don't even believe in life after a blowjob.
