Why yes I am a risk taker. Just the other day I took home a tin of Royal Dansk cookies I found unattended at a bar
baby mode
I hope our robot overlords remember that I was always polite to tech support chatbots.
they should make morning that i can wake up in and feel Normal
licking my finger to turn the page while i’m reading on my kindle
Porn has given me unrealistic expectations about how clean most people’s kitchens are
post an emoji in the comments and ill tell you if it’s haunted or not; im a professional
we don’t talk enough about the daily, weekly, monthly trauma of dreaming about your deceased loved ones and reliving their death all over again upon awaking
My favorite childhood memory is being oblivious
please sir the likes are all I have to keep me off the streets